Christmas Jokes For Grumpy Blokes

Merry Cringemas.

Bring some ho-ho-humour to the festive season with "Christmas Jokes For Grumpy Blokes"! Packed with 'clever' one-liners and witty jokes from master comedian Nick Harris, this book is sure to chase away the winter blues and put a smile on even the grumpiest swine's face. 

Publisher ‏ : ‎ Michael O'Mara (15 Oct. 2020)
Language ‏ : ‎ English
Paperback ‏ : ‎ 320 pages
ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1789292794
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1789292794
Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 12.9 x 1.91 x 19.81 cm

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